I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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