And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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