Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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