The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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