i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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