I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
She needs sedatives and a leash
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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