we have officially lost it.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
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