just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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