erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
