I never want to see another naked old woman again.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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