Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
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you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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