oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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