HIV tests are more positive than that guy
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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