I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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