dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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