He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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