who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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