And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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