Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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