What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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