One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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