I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
