We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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