In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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