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Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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