You can't motorboat a personality
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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