paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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