I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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