Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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