I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
There r osticjed everywhere
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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