I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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