I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
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I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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