He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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