Are we in a gay sports bar?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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