No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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