The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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