it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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