Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I will be naked everywhere
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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