walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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