So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
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One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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