i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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