i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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