help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
This toilet bowl is my home.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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