You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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