I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm sobbing to NWA
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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