Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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