I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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