Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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