I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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