How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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