The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
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Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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