i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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