I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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