ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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