I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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