I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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