PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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