No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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