Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
