unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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